Following the tragic death of their son Tate, Jessie (Kate Bosworth) and Mark (Thomas Jane) try to get on with their lives. To fill the void, they decide to adopt a kid. That would be Cody (Room’s Jacob Tremblay), a little boy who has already seen his share of foster parents and who is looking for a new home now that his most recent stepfather ended up in a psychiatric hospital. Oh, and he’s an insomniac.

Brimstone, Dutch writer/director Martin Koolhoven’s passion project, is a two-and-a-half hour long Western/horror movie that was seven years in the making. Although calling it a Western might be stretching things. It happens to be set in the Old West, but that’s about the gist of it.

20 Years after the original movie came out, T2 sees director Danny Boyle reuniting with Renton, Sick Boy and the rest of Edinburgh’s finest. The movie – just like the original – starts off with Renton (Ewan McGregor) running. Except this time it’s on a treadmill. It’s not the only time Boyle throws in little winks to the original movie, even going as far as inserting snippets of the original film.

I’m not sure the howmanieth movie this is in the Underworld franchise and frankly, I don’t care. We once again get to follow Vampire death dealer Selene (Kate Beckinsale) as she kicks some Lycan butt as well as the butts of the Vampires that betrayed her. I’m sure there is more to the story buried deep in this mess, but again… I really can’t be bothered to figure it out.