Wow, if you thought James Patterson’s books were formulaic, wait until you see “Alex Cross”! For those of you who don’t know the books… Alex Cross is Patterson’s protagonist, a psychologist/detective locking away the bad guys. He has been previously played by Morgan Freeman in “Kiss The Girls” and “Along Came A Spider”, two movies that deserve an Oscar compared to this dribble.

Season four of one of the best shows on TV starts off slowly with the various relationships between different characters being mended. Walt is trying to patch things up with his wife, son and partner in crime, Jesse. Meanwhile Jesse is trying to work things out with Gus, who has to be one of the most memorable quiet villains ever on TV. And then there’s Hank and Marie who have their own set of problems to work through. So everyone’s trying to patch things up and like we all know, that takes time.

Who doesn’t love Breaking Bad? If you don’t, click on the little x on the top of the screen and never visit this site again. You are not welcome here. I mean, what’s not to love about Walter White, the chemistry teacher who gets in the meth business along with a shady ex-student of his after he gets diagnosed with terminal lung cancer?

Franklin Franklin (Matt Lucas) is a gnarly looking dude who likes to play the alphorn while he dreams of Switzerland. His neighbours are equally weird: there’s a pothead (Johnny Knoxville) , an old guy who watches everyone like a hawk (James Caan) and across the street there’s a mother with her teenage daughter that Franklin likes to watch while playing with his other alphorn. Oh yeah, he has a brother that sends him his nail clippings. And oh yeah, there’s some kind of mental health guru in it as well who’s played by Dolph Lundgren. I kid you not.