Based on Isaac Marion’s novel with the same title, Warm Bodies centers around a zombie named R (he doesn’t remember the rest of his name) who spends his days roaming around an airport with his fellow zombies. He communicates with his buddy M (Rob Corddry) through grunts and shrugs, sleeps in an airplane where he has scraped together a nice vinyl collection and occasionally heads for the city to feed on humans. Yes, this is a zombie movie but not one like you’ve seen before.

When Annie (Caity Lotz) reluctantly returns to the home she grew up in in Culver City, CA for the funeral of her mother, she finds her older sister Nicole (Agnes Bruckner). Not only that but it seems like there’s an invisible presence haunting the place. She figures that one out when she hears creepy noises in the night and when objects start moving about. Meanwhile local cop Bill Creek (played by a grizzly looking Casper Van Dien) is trying to find out what has happened as well and treats Annie as the prime suspect.

Snitch finds its roots in the American justice system where people who get arrested for drugs get to roll on other guys in return for a reduced sentence. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson plays John Matthews, a regular family man whose son Jason gets arrested after a friend set him up. Because Jason doesn’t know any other players in the drug business, he faces up to ten years in prison, courtesy of mandatory minimum sentence laws.

I've seen a lot of shitty movies in my life but Spring Breakers has to be the aboslute worst... hands down. It's about four girls (one of them is Selena Gomez) who want to go to Florida to partake in the spring break festivities. One problem though... they don't have the cash. So they rob a restaurant and head for the Sunshine State.

Let’s see if I can help you through the storyline here. It’s a bit of a challenge seeing as the characters in this movie don’t even seem to know what is going on half the time.

Found-footage horror flicks have become a parody of themselves in just a couple of years. Count on Marlon Wayans though to make a parody of a parody only to end up with one of the worst comedies ever made.

Is it just me or does someone else suffer from Stathamitis? Symptoms include a heightened sense of indifference and the inability to tell movies apart that star Jason Statham. The latest in a series of ever more indistinguishable action flicks is called Parker. Based on the main character of a series of bestselling novels by Donald E. Westlake, Parker is an anti-hero with a unique code of professional ethics who at the beginning of the movie pulls off a heist at the Ohio State Fair. Once he and his merry crew get away clean, his accomplices get greedy and leave him for dead.

John Cusack as a killer with a conscience? Didn’t I already see this one before? Oh no, wait… this is a new movie. In The Numbers Station, Cusack plays a hardened CIA agent who gets banished to a remote short-wave radio station in England after having failed to eliminate a witness during a mission.

James Marsh isn’t exactly known for making the most accessible movies. Just think of Wisconsin Death Trip or Man On Wire. Shadow Dancer however will probably get a little more recognition thanks to the presence of Clive Owen as one of the movie’s leads.

In Arbitrage, Richard Gere is a successful businessman (isn’t he in every single movie he’s in?) called Robert Miller who’s at the head of a family-owned hedge fund company that he’s trying to unload with a nice profit. He has a loving wife and a great family. In other words, it seems like he’s got it all. But seeing as that would make an extremely boring movie, things of course go wrong…