When a drug baron (Eduardo Noriega) escapes from custody in Las Vegas and takes off for the Mexican border, attempts are made by the FBI (led by Forest Whitaker) to stop him. Of course they fail and the only thing standing between Noriega and sipping cocktails on a Mexican beach is Arnold Schwarzenegger, who plays the sherriff of a dusty frontier town called Sommerton.

If you liked “Dead Snow”, “Shaun Of The Dead” or any other zomedy, then you’re in for a treat with Matthias Hoene’s “Cockneys Vs Zombies”. From the moment a pair of construction workers stumble across a tomb sealed in the seventeenth century and accidentally unleash the dead, the action and the laughs follow each other in quick succession.

Based on Isaac Marion’s novel with the same title, Warm Bodies centers around a zombie named R (he doesn’t remember the rest of his name) who spends his days roaming around an airport with his fellow zombies. He communicates with his buddy M (Rob Corddry) through grunts and shrugs, sleeps in an airplane where he has scraped together a nice vinyl collection and occasionally heads for the city to feed on humans. Yes, this is a zombie movie but not one like you’ve seen before.

When Annie (Caity Lotz) reluctantly returns to the home she grew up in in Culver City, CA for the funeral of her mother, she finds her older sister Nicole (Agnes Bruckner). Not only that but it seems like there’s an invisible presence haunting the place. She figures that one out when she hears creepy noises in the night and when objects start moving about. Meanwhile local cop Bill Creek (played by a grizzly looking Casper Van Dien) is trying to find out what has happened as well and treats Annie as the prime suspect.

Snitch finds its roots in the American justice system where people who get arrested for drugs get to roll on other guys in return for a reduced sentence. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson plays John Matthews, a regular family man whose son Jason gets arrested after a friend set him up. Because Jason doesn’t know any other players in the drug business, he faces up to ten years in prison, courtesy of mandatory minimum sentence laws.

I've seen a lot of shitty movies in my life but Spring Breakers has to be the aboslute worst... hands down. It's about four girls (one of them is Selena Gomez) who want to go to Florida to partake in the spring break festivities. One problem though... they don't have the cash. So they rob a restaurant and head for the Sunshine State.

Let’s see if I can help you through the storyline here. It’s a bit of a challenge seeing as the characters in this movie don’t even seem to know what is going on half the time.

Found-footage horror flicks have become a parody of themselves in just a couple of years. Count on Marlon Wayans though to make a parody of a parody only to end up with one of the worst comedies ever made.