Force Of Execution

Here’s a real turd of a movie produced by and featuring Steven Seagal. On the blu-ray cover it proudly says ‘from the makers of The Hurt Locker and Killer Joe’… what they forgot to add was ‘on an off day after a 3-day bender’. Or maybe these three movies shared a gaffer or a payroll accountant and those positions are considered as makers as well.

2 Guns

Following Contraband, director Baltasar Kormákur teams up once again with Mark Wahlberg in this action-comedy which centers around a naval intelligence officer (Wahlberg) and a DEA agent (Denzel Washington) who find themselves on the run after a botched attempt to infiltrate a drug cartel.

Grown Ups 2

Okay, let me lay out the first scene here… Adam Sandler wakes up next to his beautiful wife (Salma Hayek), turns over and finds out there’s a deer in the room. He tells his wife to go and open the window but she starts screaming instead. This spooks the deer, which then proceeds to piss all over Sandler’s face. If this defines humor for you, then please… knock yourself out and watch Grown Ups 2, a ‘comedy’ that reunites Sandler with Kevin James, Chris Rock and David Spade following the success of the first movie.