Underworld: Blood Wars

I’m not sure the howmanieth movie this is in the Underworld franchise and frankly, I don’t care. We once again get to follow Vampire death dealer Selene (Kate Beckinsale) as she kicks some Lycan butt as well as the butts of the Vampires that betrayed her. I’m sure there is more to the story buried deep in this mess, but again… I really can’t be bothered to figure it out.

 

Kong: Skull Island

There seems to be a new trend in Hollywood where new, promising directors get picked to direct big studio movies instead of the household names. Think of Colin Trevorrow who got to follow up Safety Not Guaranteed with Jurassic World. Or Gareth Edwards who got his start with the low-budget drama Monsters and then got to make the very big budget flick Godzilla. And now you can add Jordan Vogt-Roberts to that list.

Single Mothers

In the semi-enjoyable romcom ‘About A Boy’, Hugh Grant’s character realizes that dating single mothers is the way to go. Turns out that being in Single Mothers isn’t quite as enjoyable.

Rozwell Kid

I think it's fair to say we can all use some more Rozwell Kid in our lives. Especially now that the idiots have taken over and you find yourself reaching for the Xanax every time you turn on the news.

Rotzak - Rotzak

Rotzak - Rotzak

Rotzak is a Belgian band with a name that stands out. That’s because ‘rotzak’ means ‘bastard’ in Dutch. Or ‘rotten ballsack’ if you want go for a literal translation. It’s not a very nice name.

Eternal Boy

Formerly known as The Spacepimps, Eternal Boy are ready to release their debut album under their new name. “Awkward Phase” comes with 12 whoppin’ pop-punk tunes that will take you right back to the glory days of Drive-Thru Records.

A Cure For Wellness

A young but ambitious Wall Street manager named Lockhart (Dane DeHaan) is sent to a spa in the Swiss Alps to bring back Pembroke (Harry Groener), one of the big chiefs in the company. Upon arrival, he meets the slightly creepy director of the place, Volmer (Jason Isaacs) along with Pembroke, who has no intention of leaving the spa and going back to the hustle and bustle of NYC. When Lockhart tries to leave, he gets in a car accident and ends up having to stay longer than he had anticipated. Which would have been fine had he been in any other spa, but this place is just plain creepy.