Jill (Caitlyn Folley) is an LA girl who considers herself something of an artist while actually not doing a lot more than spending her days shopping and having sex in public spaces with her camera-obsessed boyfriend Adam (Ian Duncan). When they head off to an abandoned hospital with the idea of checking the place out for an exposition, they decide to film a sex tape there. As a joke, Adam restrains Jill to a bed and pretends to leave. While he’s gone, an evil spirit enters Jill in what has to be one of the most non-frightening and ridiculous-looking scenes ever in a horror flick.

Teaming up once again with director Peter Hyams, Jean-Claude Van Damme gets to play the villain this time around. And while “Enemies Closer” won’t get anywhere near the commercial impact “Sudden Death” and “Timecop” had, it makes for an okay B-movie. You know, the kind of no-brainer you’d go out and rent on a Sunday afternoon back when there were still video stores? If anything, you need to see this just because we get to see Van Damme dressed up as a Mountie with a haircut that even Nicolas Cage would say no to.

By day Abby Russell (Paz de la Huerta) is the kind of dedicated nurse you would gladly trust with your life. By night however, she seeks out cheating men and seduces them before gruesomely taking their lives. Hey, it’s all in a day’s work! When a younger nurse (30 Rock’s Katrina Bowden) starts to suspect something however, it’s up to Abby to outsmart her in the most naughty and nasty of ways

A bunch of desperate men led by divorced dad José decide to rob a cash-for-gold shop dressed as Jesus, a soldier, Minnie Mouse and SpongeBob SquarePants. They make it out with a bag full of gold and head for France in a taxi whose driver decides to throw it in with them. Things take a turn for the decidedly unlucky however when they end up stranded in a small town where witches rule.

Following House Of Cards, Netflix has a new excellent series on their hands with Orange Is The New Black. Based on Piper Kerman’s memoir with the same name the series centers around Piper Chapman (Taylor Schilling), a young woman whose biggest worry in the world is trying to get a hand-made soap business on the rails with her best friend Polly until her past catches up with her.