Metz – II

Metz – II

And you thought these guys already sounded raw on their eponymous debut? Ha! Wait until you get a load of “II”.

Backstage Passport 2

Fat Wreck turned 25! Which makes this the perfect year to release the much-talked-about and highly anticipated sequel to 2008’s Backstage Passport. Instead of splitting things up in episodes like the first time around, this one is more of a feature-length documentary that clocks in at a whopping 102 minutes.

The Walking Dead S05

As you probably remember, Rick (Andrew Lincoln) and his merry band of survivors were in a bit of a pickle at the end of season four, having been captured by the cannibals of Terminus. Luckily for them, we are off to an explosive start of season five when Carol swoops in before they are all turned into kebabs.

Tracers

Taylor Lautner is probably best known for his role as the shirtless werewolf in the Twilight series. Definitely not for his role in the utterly dismissible Abduction. And most likely not for his role in Tracers.

Lautner stars as Cam, a bike messenger who owes some bad guys a lot of money. After accidentally bumping into the supersexy Nikki (Marie Avgeropoulos), he joins up with her crew. Turns out they are bad guys as well that pull off heists, but at least they look cool doing it because they’re into parkour. Which apparently makes it okay.

The Firm S01

So first there was the John Grisham novel, which I enjoyed. Then there was the subsequent Tom Cruise movie, which I thoroughly enjoyed as well. And now there’s the show, which well… I didn’t really enjoy. At all. And let’s be honest, was rather unnecessary.