Album Reviews

Black Bright Heaven
Blaqk Audio - Black Bright Heaven
3.0
 on
Saturday, October 13, 2012 - 01:04
submitted by
Thomas

What the fuck? I admit I really like AFI’s albums but this offshoot has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I’m not sure what Davey Havok and Jade Puget have been smoking, but it must’ve been some pretty strong shit.  Eurodance tunes like “Fade To White” were already crappy back in the day when Snap and DJ Bobo reigned the airwaves, but to think that someone is still making music like this in 2012… that’s just inexcusable.

Luckily they somewhat redeem themselves with songs like “Faith Healer” and “Deconstructing Gods” which are somewhat decent Depeche Mode ripoffs, only to then fuck it up againwith “Everybody’s Friends”. I want to hear Havok sing in just one band. Let me give you a hint… that band is not Blaqk Audio.
 

Tom Dumarey
Tom Dumarey

Lacking the talent to actually play in a band, Tom decided he would write about bands instead. Turns out his writing skills are mediocre at best as well.