Thousands of years ago a bunch of aliens called the Osiris came to earth and taught us everything about astronomy, culture and building huge pyramids. All they wanted in return was our entire planet and us as their slaves so it makes total sense that they taught us all that stuff first. Anyway, the pharaoh at the time didn’t seem to think this would be a good development and somehow managed to lock the aliens in a pyramid just when they were about to call their king. Pheww, we dodged a bullet there!

After a bachelorette party in Las Vegas, Christine and her friends climb in their RV and head home through the Nevada desert. Too bad for them though they stumble across serial killer Max Seed and this time he has brought his entire family.

Lucia De B is based on the true story of a nurse (played by Ariane Schluter) accused of being an ‘angel of death’ in a Dutch hospital. Following a wave of mass hysteria that swept through the country, she was ultimately convicted of seven murders and three attempted murders. Soon after her conviction though, a couple of people became convinced Lucia was the victim of a witch hunt and that the case was built on evidence that was circumstantial at best.

Now that Aaron Paul has no more meth-cooking left to do, he finds himself playing Tobey Marshall in Need For Speed, the movie based on the world’s top-selling racing video game franchise. Good news for those of you who are waiting for The Fast & the Furious 7!

In this remake of the Paul Verhoeven classic, we are taken to Detroit in the year 2028. Multinational OmniCorp is making tons of money by building drones but they are missing out on their biggest market, the US, thanks to a law that forbids the use of drones on US soil.

In comes officer Alex Murphy, or at least what’s left of him after a very inconvenient car explosion.OmniCorp patches him up real good and there you go… the first half human/holf robot police officer is a fact.

Irving Rosenfeld (Christian Bale with some extra pounds and an outrageous haircut) and Sydney Prosser (Amy Adams) are con artists who have a good thing going until they get set up by FBI agent Richie DiMaso (Bradley Cooper). DiMaso offers them a deal: he’s prepared to let them go if they help him catch a couple of bigger guys. Sounds good until the two of them get caught up in a web with corrupt politicians, mobsters, Arabian sheiks and meddling women that was a lot more than they bargained for.

Are you in the market for a heist movie that doesn’t take itself too seriously? Then The Art Of The Steal is just the movie for you!