Album Reviews

Honeys
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7.5
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Thursday, September 19, 2013 - 20:28
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Thomas

Pissed Jeans is back and they want you to know it as soon as you hit play. This outfit around Matt Korvette goes for the knockout in the first round with opener “Bathroom Laughter”, a furious slice of hardcore that will get you riled up just enough for the rest of the album.

I doubt there’s a subject that Korvette doesn’t have an opinion on. In short, “Honeys” is the kind of album that should come with a disclaimer. Because I wouldn’t want to be responsible for the damages that are caused to other cars when you crank this baby up in the next traffic jam. Maybe Korvette – being an insurance salesman himself – could introduce the Pissed Jeans clause?

Tom Dumarey
Tom Dumarey

Lacking the talent to actually play in a band, Tom decided he would write about bands instead. Turns out his writing skills are mediocre at best as well.