Album Reviews

Felony
Emmure – Felony
4.0
 on
Friday, September 25, 2009 - 00:00
submitted by
Laura

Throw some moshcore and metalcore together in a blender along with Korn’s leftover nu metal riffs and you’ve got Emmure. Vocalist Frankie Palmeri sounds like a rabid dog who deserves to be put down while the rest of the band seems to have made a sport out of stuffing as many breakdowns as possible into one song. There are some clean vocals on “I < 3 EC2” and “Don’t Be one” to make things more diverse, yet they will make your toes curl. All in all “Felony” lives up to its title and should be locked up if there was such a thing as a prison for crappy albums. It’s a terrible album that only 15-year-olds who want to show off their karate kicks in the pit, will enjoy.

Tom Dumarey
Tom Dumarey

Lacking the talent to actually play in a band, Tom decided he would write about bands instead. Turns out his writing skills are mediocre at best as well.