Movie Reviews

Deep In The Valley
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Sunday, February 17, 2013 - 14:52
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Best friends Carl (Brendan Hines) and Lester (Chris Pratt) get in a vintage video booth and get transported to an alternate dimension where adult film screenplays are actually real life situations. While the idea itself isn’t all bad (it’s not like Hot Tub Time Machine had Oscar written all over it), the execution is. It’s a comedy but it isn’t funny and it isn’t exactly sexy either unless you’re 14 and you’ve never seen a boob in your life. But hey, it’s 2013 and we’ve got broadband internet… so I’m guessing there aren’t too many 14-year-olds like that left. Which pretty much means this movie has no audience.

Expect to see Denise Richards as a sorority house mother and Scott Caan as a cliché-riddled cop in supporting roles alongside plenty of buxom blondes who do nothing but point their boobs to the nearest camera.

I’ll forgive you for watching this when you wake up with a hangover… other than that it’s a complete waste of time.