Album Reviews

Brand New Eyes
Paramore – Brand New Eyes
5.0
 on
Wednesday, November 4, 2009 - 00:00
submitted by
Thomas

Paramore basically is Hayley Williams surrounded by a couple of dudes who could be easily replaced. For one reason or another, Paramore became a big band after releasing “Riot!” back in 2007. Maybe because she dyed her hair orange and people were tired of pink?

Who knows how the fickle minds of teenage girls work. Apparently this band does because that’s the demographic Paramore is targeting and girls everywhere are dropping like flies. More power to them I guess.

Unfortunately I’m still not convinced by either the terrible single “Ignorance” or the cheesy ballad “The Only Exception”. Let’s face it, Paramore is the new Avril Lavigne and in two years time someone else will probably have taken their place.

Tom Dumarey
Tom Dumarey

Lacking the talent to actually play in a band, Tom decided he would write about bands instead. Turns out his writing skills are mediocre at best as well.