Movie Reviews

A Haunted House
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Tuesday, July 23, 2013 - 14:56
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Found-footage horror flicks have become a parody of themselves in just a couple of years. Count on Marlon Wayans though to make a parody of a parody only to end up with one of the worst comedies ever made.

In the beginning of the movie we see Wayans – all excited about his girlfriend moving in - waiting for said girlfriend in the driveway. When she pulls up, she runs over his dog, after which Wayans grieves excessively. If this makes you chuckle, then maybe I was wrong and this actually is a movie you’d like to watch. And boy oh boy, with a lot of fart jokes still ahead, what a treat it is that awaits you!

Oh yeah, there is something of a story here. Wayan’s girlfriend is possessed and Wayans - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghostbusters for help.

I’m not sure what amazes me the most… the fact that someone was willing to spend 2 million on this piece of shit or that it grossed over 40 million. In the end I guess the joke’s on us.