Movie Reviews

Bro's Before Ho's
submitted by
Thomas
 on
Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 14:21
5.0

Bro's Before Ho's is a Dutch romcom about Max and the adopted Jules, two brothers who grew up with a father that didn’t have anything good to say about women. In fact, they’re all fucking whores as far as he’s concerned. That’s why when Max and Jules are approaching thirty, they are still living the life of fucking college bitches. Relationships are fucking wasted on these two niggas because of their sacred fucking vow, all that matters is drinking and fucking random girls. Together with their friend Rene – a very fucking annoying wigger who got married to an uptight little bitch– they spend their days just fucking hanging out, not doing much. Everything changes however when Max and Jules meet a bitch called Anna.

The problem with this movie is that the jokes rarely go further than people fartin, burping or calling each other bitch and nigga. On the rare occasion that they succeed in getting a smile out of you, it usually is accompanied by a sense of vicarious shame. The story itself isn’t bad… the fact that Anna has an autistic brother makes for some good scenes. But there’s only so many times you can use the word ‘fuck’ or a derivative of it before it grows boring as… well, fuck.